mardi 5 janvier 2016

Æ Ø Å

Je vous présente aujourd'hui une petite particularité de la langue norvégienne: ces extra voyelles que nous n'avons pas France. Elles sont relativement facile à prononcer pour nous, chers petits français car ce sont des sons que nous prononçons déjà.
- le  Æ est l'équivalent notre "ê". A prononcer [æ:]
- le Ø (un 'o' barré, allons-y!), diphtongue o+e ,à prononcer "eu",
- le Å (allez, soyons créatif, mettons une petite bulle sur le 'a'), à prononcer o [o:]

Un duo norvégien, Kollektivet, en a fait une chanson humoristique dont vous pouvez voir les paroles ci-dessous. Je vous garantis qu'après voir vu ça, vous allez l'avoir en tête...!



The American Dream is to be supreme
The bigger, the better, the biggest ever
Size matters!
It’s David versus Goliath
You’re the kick drum, I’m the hi-hat
Size matters!
You took a giant leap for mankind
We took a small step for cheese
Size matters!
We write stuff on paper
You write stuff on a fucking hill
Size matters!
More isn’t less, it’s more
Size does matter
Size matters!
For every actor we got
You got the cast and the crew and the millionaire with that
Size matters!
I complain about my belly fat
You die from it, I can’t compete with that
Size matters!
We feel so small, but we must not forget
That size matters
And we’ve got the biggest alphabet
We got 29 letters
You only got 26
Let’s see how big you are
When you suck our fucking- vowels!
Suck my æ ø å
You ain’t got the æ ø å (shamone!)
We got æ ø å
You ain’t got the æ ø å
‘Cause after xyz
There is no more Mr. Nice
We are the bigger alphabet
And it’s a matter of size
Bigger, better, stronger, faster
With æ ø å I am the MÆSTØR!
What makes you think you’re qualified for this job?
Hahaha… Well…
Æ Ø Å, I got Æ-Æ Ø Å
Champagne for everyone on me
How will you pay for that?
Haha! Funny!
Æ Ø Å, I got Æ Ø Å!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Æ Ø Å!
Baby let me give you some æ
Then I’m gonna make you ø
Come on let’s get it (å)
Take it slow from base to base
With æ ø å on your face
You ain’t got the æ ø å
We got æ ø å
You ain’t got the æ ø å
(We got) I don’t need your big fat ass
We’ve big fat æ ø å
I don’t need your rock n’ roll
I’m rockin’ æ ø å
I don’t need your pornography
I’m turned on by æ ø å
I don’t need your crack cocaine
‘Cause I’m high on æ ø å
I don’t need the iPhone 5
Just gonna have a look at that
I don’t need Lady Gaga
Ga-Ga-Got Æ Ø Å!
Hello, Mr. President?
Um, the Norwegians, they have a bigger alphabet than us
What, bigger?
My fellow Americans, we have reason to believe
That Norway, has weapons of mass destruction!
Ga-Ga-Got Æ Ø Å!